here is a list of funny sayings that was sent to me... Thought you might enjoy them...
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
Everyone leaves the world a little better – some by leaving.
Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.
Happiness isn’t having what you want, it’s wanting what you have.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
There you have it... another waisted few minutes reading my Blog...